Monday, April 03, 2006

AMAZING PEE!!! (And stuff)

Well, Sharku must have set some kind of record with this pee that zig-zagged 50 feet! As is clearly shown here...
















It looks like Sharku had some kind of whirley-gig attached to his anatomy, but that's just my mindful wagering.












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Here is a skype Icon for anyone who likes it... it was made on paintbrush.





This is a picture I made for an avitar for IM programs, but it was too big. I like it though. It might be Matt Moppin...



YOUR COUNTRY SALUTES YOU! YOU ARE A SHINING EXAMPLE OF ILBERTY AT HER FINEST!!!
AT EASE, SOLDIER!





On the back of our B Vitamin Complex Bottle, we noticed that it said "Not intended to diagnose... any disease."
The FDA doesn't want you to know, but if you cast B-Vitamins they can tell you anything that a doctor can, and then some. Maybe even tell the future!!! A top expert says; "All you have to do is cast the vitamins like the bones of yore, and they'll tell you your future, just like that." No wonder the FDA doesn't want us to know about this.

Is it any coincidence that SUPER and FUTURE both have a "U" in them? I think not! And look at the hills on the bottle... They indicate psychic powers. The number 100 has been held in high esteem by many peoples throughout the ages. The ancient babylonians believed that there were 100 gods in charge of... get this... the FUTURE. Also, as late as TODAY, most kindergaten students believe that 100 is about the biggest number there is.
Jesus ate vitamins.

If so many people are obviously pointing to the psychic powers of the pills, why is your government not telling YOU about this power? You might want to re-examine your past choices based on this new information. I wish you luck, in the FUTURE!


This bodes well for NO ONE!!!

1 Comments:

At 4:51 PM, Blogger Clan Sheehan said...

Yes, I am cracking the f up. I simply refuse to believe that much piss came from such a small bladder! I think he has been eating your vitamins for super feats such as urinating a la hosey-cow. Very funny.

 

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